Kathy Lee thinks your dog is fat.

On my favorite show, Kathy Lee and Honda (KLGandHODA.com) Kathy and Honda stood around and watched dogs run on treadmills. I know I usually pound the animals around here but are you serious!

Dogs and treadmills are like bears who order picnic baskets for delivery. It just does not make any sense. Bears are supposed to steal picknic baskets from the ranger and dogs are supposed to chaise squirrel, cats, poops, cars, parked cars, and their tails.

A little closer to humans

Worse Design Ever

Who ever invited this should go back to design school. Yeah I'm talking to you Dog God. You suck.

Freeloading Vagabond Celebrated- oxymoron?

Everyone who has a brain knows that cats are awful little creatures with fat bellies and hairy lips.

So it should come no surprise that over the weekend one of these freeloading son of a bitches took a 11 mile bus ride across the UK.

Casper the cat loves the bus. The news clip above is from the BBC who is known for their hard hitting journalism.

"Casper the cat sits in the front seat of the bus and hisses at all the other patrons as they get on the bus. He also smells like cat nip and cheap whiskey."

Next time any of my human friends tell me they watch the BBC because it's so much different than American news I'm going to freak out and punch them in their faces.

Still Not Human.

Cats perfect audience for Panda Express

My wife is in advertising so I thought she might find the following interesting.
It was announced this week that "Panda Express" was going to start targeting cats instead of humans with their utterly awful food. The "focus group" which consisted of just a very focused cat named Pamela went extremely well said Amanda Abigwig from the "This food makes you shit your pants" corporation, the parent company of "Panda Express"
I know usually I would slam a company for targeting any animal as a potential consumer. As animals don't have money. But seriously I once ate at a "Panda Express" and know the only thing stupid enough to have a return visit is a cat. My cat return visits me even after I punch him in the face. Turns out cats aren't that good at remembering awful experiences.

Still Not Human.

GET IT!

This picture is why I (Jason) started this website.
Dogs are just ridiculous.
They can continue to put on sunglasses, hats, and business suits and they still would never be any closer to being human due to pups' like the one in the picture above.
This 'hot dog' (HAR HAR HAR) is setting "dog to human rights" back by at least six months.

STILL NOT HUMAN.

Infertile couple love dog as if it was a child. Infertile couple laugh and clap hands. Infertile couple go to TGIF and eat basket of chicken wings.

I don't want to ruin this video for you. Oh wait, I do. I want to ruin it for you I forgot that's what you don't pay me to do.
So hold your breath and die if you don't want to hear the spoiler.
This video has a dog on a swing. Yep! it's a dog on a swing. It's full of a dog swinging while fat humans stand around talking about how much their dog loves to sit in a swing.
This dog is not really the bastard here. This dog wants to be out smelling butts and chasing squirrels and not being forced to do human things. I bet this couple is infertile.

Still Not Human.

Run Ostrage Run

After the judge made her ruling Queeny made his daring jail break. The ostrage proved to be no match for the power of human machinery.
Still Not Human.