Squeeeaaaaaakkkkk Surfs!

In honor of a hot Friday in the middle of summer SNH (Still Not Human) is having its first every surf contest. Yep! Animals surfing. At the end of the day we will declare a winner. The winner of all surf. Then hopefully I'll get some turf. Whatever that is.

Squeak a typical snout face trying to do human things sent in this photo. At first I was amazed that Squeak could use the internet. With those fat paws it must be a feat to log onto an email client, Squeak uses Squirrel Mail,but then I took a closer look at the picture Squeak sent in.

Was I seeing an amazing surfing dog or was there a human behind this shot? How is Squeak doing this amazing stunt? I'll tell you a person is holding his surf BOARD! Look at the water. It's all calm yet Squeak is ridding like there is a wave.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

These snout faces will go to any length to try and win this surf contest.

Disqualified!

Chances Of Winning: ZIP.

STILL NOT HUMAN.

Snout face sleeps with human. Still not Human.

Our friend Lil' Rube sent this in. He hopes we would claim his bed mate is a human. Lil' Rube desperately needs human contact, so much so, he'll even bed with this snout face. Look at this snout face. He's pretending like he could hold his little paws any other way. I'm not impressed with this snout face.

STILL NOT HUMAN.