Infertile couple love dog as if it was a child. Infertile couple laugh and clap hands. Infertile couple go to TGIF and eat basket of chicken wings.

I don't want to ruin this video for you. Oh wait, I do. I want to ruin it for you I forgot that's what you don't pay me to do.
So hold your breath and die if you don't want to hear the spoiler.
This video has a dog on a swing. Yep! it's a dog on a swing. It's full of a dog swinging while fat humans stand around talking about how much their dog loves to sit in a swing.
This dog is not really the bastard here. This dog wants to be out smelling butts and chasing squirrels and not being forced to do human things. I bet this couple is infertile.

Still Not Human.