Freeloading Vagabond Celebrated- oxymoron?

Everyone who has a brain knows that cats are awful little creatures with fat bellies and hairy lips.

So it should come no surprise that over the weekend one of these freeloading son of a bitches took a 11 mile bus ride across the UK.

Casper the cat loves the bus. The news clip above is from the BBC who is known for their hard hitting journalism.

"Casper the cat sits in the front seat of the bus and hisses at all the other patrons as they get on the bus. He also smells like cat nip and cheap whiskey."

Next time any of my human friends tell me they watch the BBC because it's so much different than American news I'm going to freak out and punch them in their faces.

Still Not Human.

Cats perfect audience for Panda Express

My wife is in advertising so I thought she might find the following interesting.
It was announced this week that "Panda Express" was going to start targeting cats instead of humans with their utterly awful food. The "focus group" which consisted of just a very focused cat named Pamela went extremely well said Amanda Abigwig from the "This food makes you shit your pants" corporation, the parent company of "Panda Express"
I know usually I would slam a company for targeting any animal as a potential consumer. As animals don't have money. But seriously I once ate at a "Panda Express" and know the only thing stupid enough to have a return visit is a cat. My cat return visits me even after I punch him in the face. Turns out cats aren't that good at remembering awful experiences.

Still Not Human.

GET IT!

This picture is why I (Jason) started this website.
Dogs are just ridiculous.
They can continue to put on sunglasses, hats, and business suits and they still would never be any closer to being human due to pups' like the one in the picture above.
This 'hot dog' (HAR HAR HAR) is setting "dog to human rights" back by at least six months.

STILL NOT HUMAN.