Gordon the pig waited around the "cockpit" all night but nobody approached him. One particularly handsome gay man, named Terry, quipped, "why do gay bars always smell like bacon?"
Gordon took this to mean he wasn't welcomed at the "cockpit" so he left the bar and cried in the alleyway between the "cockpit" and "TGIF".
What Terry actually meant was that he felt like undercover cops frequented the gay bar. Gordon the pig didn't understand this because Gordon the pig was just a pig and didn't understand sarcasm which is a trait truly important to being fabulously gay.
Still Not Human.
Gordon took this to mean he wasn't welcomed at the "cockpit" so he left the bar and cried in the alleyway between the "cockpit" and "TGIF".
What Terry actually meant was that he felt like undercover cops frequented the gay bar. Gordon the pig didn't understand this because Gordon the pig was just a pig and didn't understand sarcasm which is a trait truly important to being fabulously gay.
Still Not Human.
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