In honor of a hot Friday in the middle of summer SNH (Still Not Human) is having its first every surf contest. Yep! Animals surfing. At the end of the day we will declare a winner. The winner of all surf. Then hopefully I'll get some turf. Whatever that is.
Our first contestant is a surf duo. Who do we have here?
Rascal and Mr. DogWhoLooksLikeAPedophile. Ah, these two are unstoppable.
Look how Rascal just stands there with his mouth closed like he's dreaming of bigger and better swells. And then you got Mr. DogWhoLooksLikeAPedophile over there thinking about all the lil' girls building sand castles on the beach.
I have never met a human I trusted wearing a bandanna and sunglasses. So I'm not about to make an exception for a dog.
Chance of winning this contest: Zero.
STILL NOT HUMAN.
Rascal and Mr. DogWhoLooksLikeAPedophile. Ah, these two are unstoppable.
Look how Rascal just stands there with his mouth closed like he's dreaming of bigger and better swells. And then you got Mr. DogWhoLooksLikeAPedophile over there thinking about all the lil' girls building sand castles on the beach.
I have never met a human I trusted wearing a bandanna and sunglasses. So I'm not about to make an exception for a dog.
Chance of winning this contest: Zero.
STILL NOT HUMAN.
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