Cats are tricking you into loving them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8148192.stm

We have a serious problem on our hands. A Scientist has just discovered that Cats use a very distinctive purring sound when they want attention or food. A sound humans can not ignore.

Scientist, Dr Karen McComb, whom is obviously a cat woman, said that the study was inspired by her own Cat, Pepo.

Apparently, Karen hypothesis is that cat's have learned to purr and cry like a baby which makes it very difficult for Karen to ignore Mr. Pepo.

Here is the thing, Karen the scientist, a cat even if they some how learned to mimic the sounds of a baby isn't a baby.

If my cat made a sound that tugged at my heart strings the same way a baby, hungry and wanting attention, did I would get a Catholic Priest. Yep I would get Father OMaley' and we would have ourselves an exorcism.

And if that didn't work I would just assume my cat ate a child. He is a fat bastard.